Dudbempop is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, compassionate slug.

Dudbempop created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbempop, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dudbempop, he will be very sad.

Dudbempop's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dudbempop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never mark doors with mauve.

4. Dudbempop loves geese, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.