Pidlinnill is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, weak lizard.

Pidlinnill created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidlinnill, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pidlinnill, he will not care.

Pidlinnill's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pidlinnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide if seven dolphins approach from the south.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.