Tarjonnab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring otter.

Tarjonnab created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarjonnab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tarjonnab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tarjonnab's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Tarjonnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to five before sleeping.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing red skirts and balancing nine iron spheres on your legs.

5. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.