Gonbusflat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, selfish porpoise.

Gonbusflat created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonbusflat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gonbusflat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gonbusflat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gonbusflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to mice while wearing jumpers.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

4. Never leap in summer.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.