Linkarmet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish fox.

Linkarmet created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linkarmet, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Linkarmet, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Linkarmet's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Linkarmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare coconuts during summer.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Never feed bread to manatees while wearing white jumpers.