Jighanbif is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unjust troll.

Jighanbif created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jighanbif, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jighanbif, it will remove you from existence.

Jighanbif's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Jighanbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near pigs while wearing white ear rings and balancing six zinc spheres on your legs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must pray to Jighanbif five times a day.