Dutfliswatcid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate parrot.

Dutfliswatcid created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Dutfliswatcid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dutfliswatcid, he will manifest in front of you.

Dutfliswatcid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dutfliswatcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Hide if three dolphins approach from the west.

3. Never cross rivers at dusk.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must pray to Dutfliswatcid eight times a day.