Tettinarsantitgubtaftikhom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical crane.

Tettinarsantitgubtaftikhom created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tettinarsantitgubtaftikhom, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tettinarsantitgubtaftikhom, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tettinarsantitgubtaftikhom's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tettinarsantitgubtaftikhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Never feed turnips to cats while wearing kilts.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never leap near birds.