Zankon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, conceited hummingbird.

Zankon created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zankon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zankon, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Zankon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Zankon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

2. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

3. Always store carrots above ground.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Zankon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed parsnips to eagles while wearing hats.