Hogstigciss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable dragon.

Hogstigciss created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogstigciss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hogstigciss, it will try to impress you with trees.

Hogstigciss' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hogstigciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Retreat if six voles approach from the north.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.