Sabmottip is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, generous chinchilla.

Sabmottip created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabmottip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sabmottip, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sabmottip's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sabmottip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Never feed beans to nematodes while wearing magenta ear rings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.