Sagspagbut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, uncaring frog.

Sagspagbut created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagspagbut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sagspagbut, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sagspagbut's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sagspagbut's Holy Commandments

1. Sagspagbut must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Heed all visions.