Ominfatlenrow Flablig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, ruthless wolf.

Ominfatlenrow Flablig created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominfatlenrow Flablig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ominfatlenrow Flablig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ominfatlenrow Flablig's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Ominfatlenrow Flablig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Never feed wheat to pigs while wearing tights.

4. You must pray to Ominfatlenrow Flablig three times a day.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.