Fabgomcep is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unsympathetic shark.

Fabgomcep created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabgomcep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fabgomcep, he will turn you into a dog.

Fabgomcep's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fabgomcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. Do not gather at towers at dusk.