Budquillstig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witty hedgehog.

Budquillstig created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Budquillstig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Budquillstig, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Budquillstig's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Budquillstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Worship no other gods but Budquillstig.