Sisjenfon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, emotional wyrm.

Sisjenfon created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisjenfon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sisjenfon, it will remove you from existence.

Sisjenfon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sisjenfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Worship no other gods but Sisjenfon.