Dosshavtig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unfair donkey.

Dosshavtig created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosshavtig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dosshavtig, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dosshavtig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dosshavtig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Do not fashion tools from tin.

3. Never whisper while facing north.

4. Never talk about nematodes.

5. Always take life seriously.