Farngoncib is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, able lobster.

Farngoncib created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Farngoncib, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Farngoncib, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Farngoncib's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Farngoncib's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near swans while wearing yellow shoes.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Hide if six monkeys approach from the north.