Konvabpod is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, able swallow.

Konvabpod created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konvabpod, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Konvabpod, it will manifest in front of you.

Konvabpod's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Konvabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Retreat if eight grasshopers approach from the west.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Never gather nine doves near bridges.