Hadmetnellgepnibhim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented camel.

Hadmetnellgepnibhim created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Hadmetnellgepnibhim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hadmetnellgepnibhim, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hadmetnellgepnibhim's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hadmetnellgepnibhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Do not prepare rice while wearing ear rings.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near bats while wearing violet boots and balancing seven titanium spheres on your chest.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.