Piggubdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless chicken.

Piggubdiss created tapeworms seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Piggubdiss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Piggubdiss, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Piggubdiss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Piggubdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare strawberries while wearing stockings.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Always store bananas above ground.

4. Never handle copper while unclean.

5. Do not speak about figs.