Mifjendut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing gorilla.

Mifjendut created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifjendut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mifjendut, it will turn you into a duck.

Mifjendut's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mifjendut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always count to four before sleeping.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never pour water over plants.