Gathit Begfabsat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring shrew.

Gathit Begfabsat created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gathit Begfabsat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gathit Begfabsat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Gathit Begfabsat's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gathit Begfabsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never skip near bats.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.