Shavgonpod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful wyrm.

Shavgonpod created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavgonpod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Shavgonpod, it will think nothing of it.

Shavgonpod's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Shavgonpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Never leap in the presence of elders.

3. Never eat tomatoes on holy days.

4. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with joy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.