Butwotlikcibfidflis is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking deer.

Butwotlikcibfidflis created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butwotlikcibfidflis, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Butwotlikcibfidflis, she will turn you into a rat.

Butwotlikcibfidflis' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Butwotlikcibfidflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

3. Do not gather at walls at dawn.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.