Buttigcap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unfair jellyfish.

Buttigcap created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buttigcap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Buttigcap, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Buttigcap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Buttigcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near gulls while wearing mauve shorts.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Run away from pink otters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never remain bowed at midnight.