Flis is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, astonishing jackal.

Flis created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flis, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flis, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Flis' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Flis' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Never touch water while clean.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never feed lots of garlic to eagles while wearing fawn skirts.