Vablunrut is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, vain capybara.

Vablunrut created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vablunrut, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vablunrut, she will remove you from existence.

Vablunrut's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Vablunrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not name children after dolphins.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vablunrut on top of all buildings.

5. Never gather seven tapirs in one place.