Bitabdudhim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate dolphin.

Bitabdudhim created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Bitabdudhim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bitabdudhim, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bitabdudhim's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bitabdudhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your legs with white.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Bitabdudhim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Bitabdudhim on top of important buildings.