Dossladnat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud crane.

Dossladnat created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossladnat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dossladnat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dossladnat's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dossladnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your face before prayer.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dossladnat.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.