Lopbodhat Pognibhot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective swan.

Lopbodhat Pognibhot created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Lopbodhat Pognibhot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lopbodhat Pognibhot, he will turn you into a puffin.

Lopbodhat Pognibhot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lopbodhat Pognibhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never feed turnips to sheep while wearing jumpers.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.