Bestbamhinlap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy gerbil.

Bestbamhinlap created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestbamhinlap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bestbamhinlap, it will turn you into a worm.

Bestbamhinlap's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bestbamhinlap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Bestbamhinlap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Do not prepare lemons while filled with fear.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Never eat green fruit.