Pogragjip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying meerkat.

Pogragjip created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Pogragjip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pogragjip, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pogragjip's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Pogragjip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Pogragjip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

4. Never wear orange ear rings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pogragjip.