Lipbelltetti is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, all-powerful weasel.

Lipbelltetti created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipbelltetti, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lipbelltetti, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lipbelltetti's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Lipbelltetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Do not speak about carrots.