Ragdadhap is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical mole.

Ragdadhap created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Ragdadhap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ragdadhap, he will turn you into a goat.

Ragdadhap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ragdadhap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ragdadhap.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Never feed lots of cucumbers to hamsters while wearing brown tights.