Koprighen is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent gnu.

Koprighen created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Koprighen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Koprighen, it will destroy your home planet.

Koprighen's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Koprighen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near ants while wearing purple trousers and balancing five tin spheres on your head.