Jarnhamkip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, moody frog.

Jarnhamkip created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnhamkip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jarnhamkip, it will boil you in a big pot.

Jarnhamkip's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Jarnhamkip's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

2. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with envy.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.