Tadvogken is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous jellyfish.

Tadvogken created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadvogken, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tadvogken, she will cry a lot.

Tadvogken's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tadvogken's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Tadvogken in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near tortoises while wearing pink rings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your legs.