Dogbombonk is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane dugong.

Dogbombonk created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogbombonk, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dogbombonk, he will turn you into a slug.

Dogbombonk's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dogbombonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes on holy days.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

4. Never prepare peanuts during spring.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.