Tinquillgeprownibbifgid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, proud penguin.

Tinquillgeprownibbifgid created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinquillgeprownibbifgid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tinquillgeprownibbifgid, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tinquillgeprownibbifgid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tinquillgeprownibbifgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to three before sleeping.

2. Never gather nine tapirs near doors.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not prepare bread while wearing stockings.

5. Tinquillgeprownibbifgid loves swans, so they must be honoured.