Lensabwon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, conceited jackal.

Lensabwon created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lensabwon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lensabwon, he will not care.

Lensabwon's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Lensabwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Always wash your hands before prayer.

3. Do not prepare peas while filled with joy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.