Sughinvog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, intelligent salamander.

Sughinvog created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sughinvog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sughinvog, it will cry a lot.

Sughinvog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sughinvog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never chant while facing east.

3. Sughinvog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.