Fedzedhen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing mongoose.

Fedzedhen created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedzedhen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fedzedhen, it will turn you into a plant.

Fedzedhen's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fedzedhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your arms with gray markings.

2. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

5. Never talk about otters.