Godsughak Cipbassawbad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, impressive toad.

Godsughak Cipbassawbad created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Godsughak Cipbassawbad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Godsughak Cipbassawbad, it will strike you with lightening.

Godsughak Cipbassawbad's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Godsughak Cipbassawbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Godsughak Cipbassawbad.

3. Never travel toward the south during summer.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat turnips on fasting days.