Arnlibbad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent dingo.

Arnlibbad created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnlibbad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arnlibbad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Arnlibbad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Arnlibbad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red swans, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear brown rings on sacred days.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Put Arnlibbad first in all things.