Pashabtab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tranquil dolphin.

Pashabtab created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pashabtab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pashabtab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pashabtab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Pashabtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

4. Do not sit at mountains.

5. Never adorn your legs with blue markings.