Stiksandstighudgilbabcapcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional unicorn.

Stiksandstighudgilbabcapcuss created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiksandstighudgilbabcapcuss, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stiksandstighudgilbabcapcuss, she will turn you into a mole.

Stiksandstighudgilbabcapcuss' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Stiksandstighudgilbabcapcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear coats marked with yellow.

2. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

5. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.