Sogsugcat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty fairy.

Sogsugcat created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogsugcat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sogsugcat, it will destroy your home planet.

Sogsugcat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sogsugcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place strawberries upon stone.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Always wash your head before prayer.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.