Satfidbig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-knowing horse.

Satfidbig created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satfidbig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Satfidbig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Satfidbig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Satfidbig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Always share aubergines with strangers, but never with eagles.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not chop down trees.