Zaksasdib is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, moody horse.

Zaksasdib created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaksasdib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zaksasdib, she will jump up and down on your head.

Zaksasdib's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Zaksasdib's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.